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Jake Liked His Women How He Liked His Kiwi Fruit; Firm Yet Yielding, Sweet Yet Tart, And Covered With Short Fuzzy Brown Hair.
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Jake liked his women how he liked his kiwi fruit; firm yet yielding, sweet
yet tart, and covered with short fuzzy brown hair.
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