Halftime shows really stink. The announcers don't even want to watch. "Now,
the Phillips High School band pays a tribute ... to mayonnaise!" They form
a gigantic mayonnaise jar on the field. One kid missed practice, doesn't
know where to go. He's running around. From the stands it looks like a fly
in the mayonnaise jar. And they announce it: "There's a fly in the
mayonnaise jar! Very clever ..."
-- Robert Klein
