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• You are domestic and will be happily married.
• The man who thinks he is smarter than his wife is married to a very smart woman.
• Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.
  -- Victor Borge...
• If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
  -- Ann Lande...
• Of course I'm happily married. She's happy, and I'm married.
• Eugene d'Albert, a noted German composer, was married six times.
  At an evening reception which he attended with his fifth wife shortly after their wedding, he presented the lady to a friend who said politely, "Congratulations, Herr d'Albe...
• Mozart!- Spiteful, sniggering, conceited, infantile Mozart!
  who never spent one minute to help another man...s***-talking Mozart and his botty-smacking wife-him you have chosen to be your sole conduct....
• Mozart, striving for perfection, wrote the same symphony forty-one times.
  In his case, it worked. He wrote a perfect symphony. -- Edward Abbey...
• Mozart: Composed for 40 years, then he decomposed.