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Happiness Is In Direct Proportion To The Distance From The Home Office.
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Happiness is in direct proportion to the distance from the home office.
Contradictory Corollary: The diner who is furthest from the kitchen
is a nervous eater.
-- Al Blanchard
Related:
The importance of the man and his job, in that relative order, rises in direct proportion to the distance separating his audience from his home office.
Objectivity increases in direct proportion to the distance from the problem.
Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem. -- John Galsworthy
The citizen is influenced by principle in direct proportion to his distance from the political situation.
-- Milton Rakove...
Getting along with your relatives increases in direct proportion with the distance you stay away from them.
An expert, aside from being a former spurt, is a person who knows more and more about less and less until he knows practically nothing about anything.
The more likely a person is to be known as an expert is in direct ratio to the distance that person is from home, which is also known as the law of real catastrophe...
The distance you have to park from your apartment increases in proportion to the weight of the packages you are carrying.