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Happy Is The Blonde Who Can Keep Her Hair Light And Her Past Dark.
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Happy is the blonde who can keep her hair light and her past dark.
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A suicidal blonde is one who dyed by her own hand.
Q: What does a blonde do first theing in the morning?
A: She goes home. Q: Why does blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?...
Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out light bulbs.
Why did the blonde have a bruised navel? Her boyfriend's blonde, too.
Twas midnight on the ocean, Her children all were orpha
Not a streetcar was in sight, Except one a tiny tot, So I stepped into a cigar store Who had a home across the way To ask them for a light....
Did you hear about the handsome bachelor Senator who hired a ravishing blonde as his assistant and then made her the object of a long Congressional probe.
I have just learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
First, let her think she's having her way. And second, let her have it. -- Lyndon B. Johnso...
But you can't let her drive! She's legally blonde!
How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer.