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• Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things.
  Angels we have heard on High Tell us to go out and Buy....
• Christmas time is here, by Golly; Kill the turkeys, ducks and chicke
  Disapproval would be folly; Mix the punch, drag out the Dicke...
• When correctly viewed, Everything is lewd. -- Tom Lehre
• It's not against any religion to want to dispose of a pigeon. -- Tom Lehre
• If you visit an American City, You will find it very pretty.
  Just two things of which you must beware: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air....
• Lots of things there that you can drink, but stay away from the kitchen sink.
  The kitchen garbage that you throw into the bay, they drink at lunch in San Jose....
• Quote #437 "All books can be indecent books, but recent books are bolde
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