HATE To Dislike Something Immensely. If You Would Are Interested In Hate, And Would Like To Take It Up As A Hobby, Contact The Hate Everything League.

HATE To Dislike Something Immensely. If You Would Are Interested In Hate, And Would Like To Take It Up As A Hobby, Contact The Hate Everything League.

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HATE
To dislike something immensely. If you would are interested in
hate, and would like to take it up as a hobby, contact the Hate
Everything League. They hold regular meetings at Hate Hall, where
members read odes to Barry Manilow, sing songs about Volvo Drivers,
rip Cobol source-code print-outs to shreds, and burn effigies of
software company support line operators.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA

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If you have to hate, hate gently.
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