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1) The Check Is In The Mail 2) Of Course I'll Respect You In The Morning 3) I'm From The Government And I'm Here To Help You.
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1) The check is in the mail
2) Of course I'll respect you in the morning
3) I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.
-- The three least credible sentences in the English language
Related:
1) I love you. (2) This won't hurt a bit. (3) The Mercedes is paid for.
(4) The check is in the mail. (5) I was just going to call you....
The greatest lies of all time: (1) I love you. (2) This won't hurt a bit.
(3) The Mercedes is paid for. (4) The check is in the mail....
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life.
Number 1: [whispers] Cover for me. Number 2...
ACK /ak/ interj. 1. [common; from the ASCII mnemonic for 0000110] Acknowledge.
Used to register one's presence (compare mainstream Yo!...
ACK: /ak/ interj. 1. [from the ASCII mnemonic for 0000110] Acknowledge.
Used to register one's presence (compare mainstream *Yo!...
JCL /J-C-L/ n. 1. IBM's supremely rude Job Control Language.
JCL is the script language used to control the execution of programs in IBM's batch systems....
JCL: /J-C-L/ n. 1. IBM's supremely {rude} Job Control Language.
JCL is the script language used to control the execution of programs in IBM's batch systems....
I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
I think the Europeans are hostile toward the English because the English have some irritating habits--the habit, for instance, of ending sentences with questions that sound like reprimand
You say it's difficult for you to tell because you haven't read the survey?...