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Have I Found GOD? Why, Did You Lose Her AGAIN?
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Have I found GOD? Why, did you lose Her AGAIN?
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Alex came home from a business trip to Chicago and found no one home but his daughter Rose, who was crying bitterly.
"What's the matter, darling?" asked Alex. "Mommy almost died last night," sobbed Rose....
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Peter: Why did you stop? A: I found history to be a waste of time....
Why did the blonde have a bruised navel? Her boyfriend's blonde, too.
If God exists, why did he allow Nazis?" "How should I know?
I don't even know how the can opener works." -- Woody Allen, "Hannah and her Siste...
Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
Did you hear about the nurse they thought had drowned until they found her under the doc.
Have you found your life distasteful? My life did, and does, smack sweet.
Was your youth of pleasure wasteful? Mine I saved and hold complete....
Where, oh, where, are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over, and I thought I'd found true love....
I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpso...