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• Have I found GOD? Why, did you lose Her AGAIN?
• When did you first realize that you were God?" "Well, I was praying to the Lord one day, when I suddenly discovered that I was talking to myself.
  -- Peter O'Toole, "The Ruling Cla...
• Every time history repeats itself the prices go up. -- Peter's Observation on History
• You're getting so big I need double vision to take you in. -- Peter De Vrie
• Apu: Oh, it's hopeless. Oh, poor Apu. Abe: Hey! The government can't control the sky.
  What if you lived in a balloon? Lisa: That's it!...
• Three fellas up in heaven. St. Peter's interviewing them.
  He says to the first guy, "How did you get up here in heaven?...
• That was a favor I did you?
• Did you ever realize that Peter O'Toole has a double-phallic name? -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought Peter Pan was something to put under the bed.