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• One fair daughter and no more, The which he loved passing well.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act ii, Sc. 2...
• Of course I am sure you have all heard of Ma and Pa Kettle getting bored with life and deciding to go on the new television program, Divorce Court.
  They even agreed to get a divorce, just to see how it would feel....
• The Worst Jury A murder trial at Manitoba in February 1978 was well advanced, when one juror revealed that he was completely deaf and did not have the remotest clue what was happening.
  The judge, Mr. Justice Solomon, asked him if he had heard any evidence at all and, when there was no reply, dismissed him....
• Saul was walking down the street when he ran into Morty.
  The two got to talking and Saul asked "So Morty, how's your son?...
• As you enter the mine a rather burly man approaches you and exclaims, "Great to see someone else stumble into this God (sic) forsaken hole.
  I came here 12 years ago and lost my boat. This mine has the greatest gem hordes ever encountered....
• God wanted to have a holiday, so He asked St. Peter for suggestions on where to go.
  "Why not go to Jupiter?" asked St. Peter. "No, too much gravity, too much stomping around," said God....
• Although we modern persons tend to take our electric lights, radios, mixers, etc.
  for granted, hundreds of years ago people did not have any of these things, which is just as well because there was no place to plug them in....