Have you seen the fast-food version of a liquid? A triple-thick shake? You
need an industrial suction pump to get it up the straw. There's people
wandering around with bleeding ear holes because they've been sucking too
hard. Everybody sucks together--the windows of the shop cave in! Big Macs.
Fast food. Fast food? Why don't you just flush it straight down the toilet
and cut out the middleman?
-- Ben Elton
