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• Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife.
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• Homer: Mr. Mayor, I hate to break it to you, but this town is infested by bears.
  Moe: Yeah, and these ones are smarter than the average bear....
• Joe: Stacy, please, I must have you back. Just come for a ride with me in my Mobile Command Unit[tm].
  Stacy: Joe, I told you, it's over. Release me from your Kung-Fu Grip[tm]....
• You may have possibly have heard about the central European sodomist who like to backdate Czechs.
• Homer: Ah, another perfect day in my perfect life with my perfect job.
  Wiggum: [driving by] Hey, just heard the news over the squawk box....
• My name is Marshall Teller, and I've learned an important lesson about Reality.
  In this life you can either follow the script they give you, or demand a rewrite....
• You have class, Claire! You have class up the butt!! -- Janitor Joe, _A Sinful Life_
• In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending your left leg, it's modern architecture.
  -- Nancy Banks Smith...