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• Stacy: I may have had things in common with Stacy at the beginning, but thirty years of living her lifestyle taught me some very harsh lessons.
  Five husbands: Ken, Johnny, Joe, Dr. Colossus, Steve Austin -- Lisa...
• Lisa: Make sure you get my mom's hair just right! Stacy
  [lops it off] Um, I think we'll use someone different for the hair....
• Stacy: [the doll] My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle].
  Stacy: I see exactly what you mean; this is a problem....
• Lisa: A hush falls over the general assembly as Stacy approaches the podium to deliver what will no doubt be a stirring and memorable address.
  [pulls Stacy's cord] Stacy: I wish they taught shopping in school!...
• Lisa: Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu Stacy.
  Stacy: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried to track me down?...
• But you _are_ Malibu Stacy. And as long as she has your name, you have a responsibility.
  I'd be mortified if someone ever made a lousy product with the Simpson name on it....
• Abe: And to my son Homer -- Homer: Woo-hoo! Abe: -- and his entire family -- Home
  D'oh! Abe: -- I leave these: a box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head silver dollars....
• Stacy: Let's buy makeup so the boys will like us. Lisa
  [sighs] Don't you people see anything wrong what Malibu Stacy says?...
• Tour guide: Well, that's the tour. If you have any questions, I'd be happy to answer -- Lisa
  I have one. Tour guide: Yes? Lisa: Is the remarkably sexist drivel spouted by Malibu Stacy intentional, or is it just a horrible mistake?...