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• If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it. -- Ernest Hemingway
• Did you hear about the man who broke his nose in amorous circumstances.
  He was making love to his wife doggy style and she suddenly ran under the bed....
• Q: What are the four words you don't want to hear while making love? A: "Honey, I'm home!
• Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town and was given a ticket for making a ewe turn?
• PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP: What develops when two people get tired of making love to each other.
• C'mon, it's just like making love. Y'know, left, down, rotate sixty-two degrees, engage rotors.
  ..." -Bende...
• Remember when a couch was used for making love instead of telling about it? -- Jack Dougla
• In order to write about life, first you must live it! -- Ernest Hemingway
• Did you hear about the broad who made love in the back of a hack and wound up with Taxi crabs.