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  .. Nelson, you look adorable. Nelson: I feel like punching myself....
• He that has many friends, has no friends.
• May you never feel pain, itch, burn, heat, cold, sting, prick.
• SMILEY :-{~ has read too many of the toilet paper articles previous to lunch
• On 8/13/91 lawyer Dan Quayle tells the American Bar Association that the US has too many lawyers.
  He is quickly scolded by another speaker. -- reported in Esquire 8/92...
• A beard signifies lice, not brains.
• The plural of louse is........lice.
• President Reagan has noted that there are too many economic pundits and forecasters and has decided on an excess prophets tax.