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Sex is a momentary itch, Love never lets you go. -- Kingsley Ami
TROI: I feel pain, GREAT pain ... RIKER: Glad you liked it.
He has too many lice to feel an itch.
You can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick.
They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.
-- Carl W. Buechne...
What is it like to feel pain?
May a buffalo in heat find you in its hour of need.
You may be redneck... if you burn your yard instead of mowing it.