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• An honest god is the noblest work of man. ... God has always resembled his creators.
  He hated and loved what they hated and loved and he was invariably found on the side of those in power....
• Diogenes would frequently praise those who were about to marry, and yet did not marry.
  -- Diogenes Laertius (c. 200 AD) -- Diogenes, iv...
• Those who can, do. Those who can't, get promoted to management.
• Courage is the complement of fear. A man who is fearless cannot be courageous.
  (He is also a fool.) -- Lazarus Long by Robert A Heinlei...
• Did you hear about the Newfie who joined the Navy because he heard that Waves are the best humpers--but he drowned trying to prove it.
• The more you love, the more you can love--and the more intensely you love.
  Nor is there any limit on how many you can love. If a person had time enough, he could love all of that majority who are decent and just....
• kremvax /krem-vaks/ n. [from the then large number of Usenet VAXen with names of the form foovax] Originally
  a fictitious Usenet site at the Kremlin, announced on April 1, 1984 in a posting ostensibly originated there by Soviet leader Konstantin Chernenko....
• With rank goeth privileges- so it ever shall be. But also with it go responsibility and obligations, always more onerous than the privileges are pleasant.
  -- Robert A. Heinlei...