Did You Hear About The Newfie Who Joined The Navy Because He Heard That Waves Are The Best Humpers--but He Drowned Trying To Prove It.

Did You Hear About The Newfie Who Joined The Navy Because He Heard That Waves Are The Best Humpers--but He Drowned Trying To Prove It.

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Did you hear about the Newfie who joined the Navy because he
heard that Waves are the best humpers--but he drowned trying to prove
it.

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