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• 1: Hi, you've reached Bob and Faisal's room. 2: (Background
  ) What are you doing? 1: I'm recording an answering machine message....
• Steve: Hello. Steve and Matt aren't here right now, but if.
  .. Matt: Steve, what are you doing? Steve: I'm leaving a phone message since we aren't here....
• Computer generated voices:) 1: Hello, there are no real people here to answer the phone right now.
  2: Yeah, nobody but us machines! 1: Right, just us machines, but don't hang up!...
• Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone right now because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and I'm still made up of antimatte
  o if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting energy release would make Hiroshima look like a wet firecracker....
• We can't get to the phone right now because we were killed in the earthquake.
  Tragic, isn't it? But, leave a message anyway, someone is sure to get it eventually....
• Frantic violin music:) Hello. You have reached 435-3949.
  We are currently unable to answer because we are either chasing, or being chased by, bats....
• Raiders of the Lost Ark" in background:) You've reached the residence of John and Tom.
  We can't come to the phone right now, because we're cleaning the refrigerator....
• Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone.
  Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon as I find it....
• Please leave your name, phone number, the time you called, and your favorite color of underwear.
  We'll get back to you if we like the color. -- Answering machine madness - family fu...