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• Steve is reassembling Elvis' brain and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name.
  .. -- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now because......
• Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message, I'll have him call you back as soon as he gets away.
  Read all about it in next week's National Enquirer....
• Theme music and voice from Alfred Hitchcock Prese
  ) Good evening. I'm sorry, but Steve can't come to the phone now, as he's quite tied up....
• My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
  -- Answering machine madness - family fu...
• 1: Hi, you've reached Bob and Faisal's room. 2: (Background
  ) What are you doing? 1: I'm recording an answering machine message....
• It's not what you know, it's what you think you know. -- Steve Marti
• Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy.
  Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right....
• Frank is my Elvis. -- Matt Groening