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Help make the world a happier place, torture Barney to death.
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Make the world a better place and stick a needle in your nose.
I know how you feel. I lost my dog, too. He's in here somewhere.
The greatest torture in the world for most people is to think. -- Luther Burbank (1849-1926)
In an attempt to make the country a happier place, the government have announced a scheme known as the "scowl penalty".
Anyone seen scowling will be penalised $20 on the spot....
The best way to get on in the world is to make people believe it's to their advantage to help you.
-- Jean de La Bruyere...
I came into this world, not chiefly to make this a good place to live in, but to live in it, be it good or bad.
-- Henry David Thoreau...
Godzilla will lead the monsters of the world against Barney.
If we cannot now end our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity.
-- John Fitzgerald Kennedy (1917-1963)...
A little help contributes to a better world..