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  It ain't the guitar boys .......
• Gerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off.
• Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. JOHNSON
• He played a Sanity card! AARRGGH!
• Bart: I didn't know you played the guitar, Otto-Man!
  Otto: Hey, that's all I <did> in high school! -- "Otto Show...
• The boy stood on the burning deck, Eating peanuts by the peck.
  His father called him, but he could not go, For he loved those peanuts so....
• Daddy, what does "FORMATTING DRIVE C:....." mean ?
• Honey, what does 'Formatting Drive C:' mean?
• But since he had The genius to be loved, why let him have The justice to be honoured in his grave.
  -- Elizabeth Barrett Browning (1809-1861) -- Crowned and buried, xxvii...