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He Read In The Paper That It Takes Ten Dollars A Year To Support A Kid In India.
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He read in the paper that it takes ten dollars a year to support a kid in
India. So he sent his kid there.
-- Red Buttons
Related:
The price of Christmas toys is outrageous--a hundred dollars, two hundred dollars for video games for the youngsters.
I remember a Christmas years ago when my son was a kid....
They spend years searching for their natural parents, convinced their parents will be happy to see them.
I mean, really, can you imagine someone being happy to see an orphan?...
I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought.
-- Rodney Dangerfield...
He can remember the night he lost his innocence in the back seat of the family car.
It would have been even more memorable if he hadn't been alone. -- Red Butto...
Kearney: Ah, you'll do fine. My divorce was tough on my kid, but he got over it.
[sits back to reveal a miniature doppelganger] Kid...
Gee, if some snot-nosed little kid sent me to prison, the first thing out, I'd find out where he lives, and tear him a new belly button.
-- Homer Simpson Cape Feare...
The advice you give a kid is considered dumb until he gets the same advice from another kid.
-- Doug Larso...
Homer: Gee, if some snot-nosed little kid sent &l
me> to prison, the first thing out, I'd find out where he lives, and....
Hey, sometimes a guy just likes his skin to look its yellowest.
-- Bart takes a bath, "The New Kid on the Block...