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• You should never challenge "worse." Don't ever say, "Things couldn't get worse.
  Worse is rough ... I was down to my last two hundred dollars....
• The difference between love and lust is that lust never costs over two hundred dollars.
  -- Johnny Carso...
• I never know what to get my father for his birthday.
  I gave him a hundred dollars and said, "Buy yourself something that will make your life easier....
• Jim? It's Grace at the bank. I checked your Christmas Club account.
  You don't have five hundred dollars; you have fifty. Sorry, computer foul-up!...
• Jim, it's Grace at the bank. I checked your Christmas Club account.
  You don't have five-hundred dollars. You have fifty. Sorry, computer foul-up!...
• Lucius: You couldn't even give me one lousy round, Moe.
  You will always be a loser. Now take your check for a hundred thousand dollars and get out of my sight....
• A Hollywood producer calls a friend, another producer on the phone.
  "Hello?" his friend answers. "Hi!" says the man....
• Receptionist: Will you be paying by cash or check?
  Homer: Cash of course! I've got two hundred and fifty dollars right here with me....
• Marge: Mmmm. You don't have to start drinking right away.
  I waas thinking we could go for a bike ride....