Here's The Holiday Schedule For Monday's Observation Of Martin Luther King Jr.

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Here's the holiday schedule for Monday's observation of Martin Luther
King Jr.'s birthday, when the following will be closed:

* Governmental offices
* Post offices
* Libraries
* Schools
* Banks
* Parts of Palm Beach

and the mind of Senator Jesse Helms of North Carolina.
-- Dennis Miller, Saturday Night Live

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