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Her Sewing Machine's Been Out Of Thread For Some Time Now.
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Her sewing machine's been out of thread for some time now.
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Sewing at once a double thread, A shroud as well as a shirt.
-- Thomas Hood (1798-1845) -- The Song of the Shi...
You just need to develop a callous. [pricks her finger and lights a lighter under it] You see?
Now <that's> a sewing finger, honey....
Lisa: [turning on dryer] There, now no one should be able to hear us.
Bart: What? Lisa: [turning off dryer] All right, we don't need the dryer....
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
If the thread ended in her jeans, should we follow it?
Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun.
But I have never been able to make out the numbers....
We now return you to...The Thread That Would Not Die.
You've read the thread, now view the GIF.
Marge: All right, all right, but if you win, don't make a scene and dance around with your "woo-hoo"s, please!
We can't afford a single slipup. They're judging us....