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He's ALIVE, Jim. Where Did I Go Wrong?
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He's ALIVE, Jim. Where did I go wrong?
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He's alive, Jim. Should I shoot him again?
She's ALIVE, Jim! Pass the Trojans!
I've been married and divorced three times," the young man lamented.
"I can't hold a job for more than six months at a time, and I'm in debt up to my ears....
How do you go from where you are to where you want to be?
I think you have to have an enthusiasm for life. You have to have a dream, a goal, and you have to be willing to work for it....
I meant no harm by staying alive! I only did it as a joke!
If only Dionysus were alive! Where would he eat? -- Woody Alle
He's dead, Jim! Go to Sick Bay and get the Maggot Master!
What did I do wrong? -- Lear, Rex
I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself
Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!...