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He's Alive, Jim. Should I Shoot Him Again?
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He's alive, Jim. Should I shoot him again?
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He's ALIVE, Jim. Where did I go wrong?
Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad crummy guy who's going to jail but I know he's innocent?
Marge: Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying...
She's ALIVE, Jim! Pass the Trojans!
You must know I missed you. I'll shoot again.
He's dead, Jim! Kick him if you don't believe me.
The word good has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man.
-- Chesterto...
Had he and I but met By some old ancient inn, But ranged as infantry, We should have sat us down to wet And staring face to face, Right many a nipperkin!
I shot at him as he at me, And killed him in his place....
I find Bob's breath offensive. It keeps him alive.
I wouldn't shoot him if I were you. It will just make him mad.