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He's Making A Fortune Out Of The Things. People Are Smoking Them.
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He's making a fortune out of the things. People are smoking them...
building houses out of them...they'll be _eating_ them next...
Stranger things have happened...
Well, exactly.
..That horse becoming Pope...
For one.
-- Edmund and Baldrick : Potato
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Evolution is what it is. The upper classes have always died ou
it's one of the most charming things about them. -- Germaine Gree...
Most people - one may say the best sort of people - greatly prefer to do things for themselves, however badly, than to have things done for them, however well.
-- Anon....
We've got them eating out of our laps.
UNDERSTANDING, n. A cerebral secretion that enables one having it to know a house from a horse by the roof on the house.
Its nature and laws have been exhaustively expounded by Locke, who rode a house, and Kant, who lived in a horse....
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next.
The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them....
There are a few things that never go out of style, and a feminine woman is one of them. -- Ralsto
Never listen to anyone who talks to you for over five minutes about all that things that have happened to them that have left them speechless!