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He's Tanned, Rested And Ready... NIXON '96!
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He's tanned, rested and ready... NIXON '96!
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Ronald Reagan in `96! He's tanned. He's rested. He's ready.
Nixon in '96: because a corpse is the best the Republicans got.
Nixon in '96: because a corpse could do a better job than Clinton.
Then rested he by the tumtum tree, and stood awhile in thought.
And as in uffish thought he stood....
We asked for Mojo Nixon, they said "He don't work here
A white lie soon gets tanned from exposure.
The tanned appearance of many Londoners is not a sunburn- it is rust.
A man is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.
-- Richard Nixon, former U.S. Preside...