Related:

• He who waits for a dead man's shoes is in danger of going barefoot. Danish Proverb
• Patience will come to he who waits for it.
• How many egotists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One. He holds onto the light bulb, and waits for the world to revolve around him....
• How many Harvard/Oxford students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Just one. He grabs the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him....
• He who knows little quickly tells it. Italian Proverb
• He who builds by the roadside has many surveyors. Italian Proverb
• Bob: Who is that? Why, it's Bart Simpson! [calling] Hello, Bart!
  [Bart ducks] He's just a little shy because I've tried to kill him so many times....
• A retired dentist who loves to fish. "Open wide," he mutters to the unseen fish as he waits for a tug on the line.
  Now bite down. This may sting just a little bit....
• It's not the gay coat that makes the Gentleman. -- Proverb