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• A retired dentist who loves to fish. "Open wide," he mutters to the unseen fish as he waits for a tug on the line.
  Now bite down. This may sting just a little bit....
• Black shiny mollies and bright colored guppies, Shy little angels as gentle as puppies, Swimming and diving with scarcely a swish, They were just some of my tropical fish.
  Then I got mantas that sting in the water, Deadly piranhas that itch for a slaughter, Savage male betas that bite with a squish, Now I have many less tropical fish....
• The game's a little bit wide open again.
• Once upon a time, there was a fisherman who lived by a great river.
  One day, after a hard day's fishing, he hooked what seemed to him to be the biggest, strongest fish he had ever caught....
• Patience will come to he who waits for it.
• Ahem. This is a videotape for my daughter Maggie. Hi, Maggie!
  I'm speaking to you from beyond the grave. Woooooooo!...
• I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground.
  Now that's a documentary! -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Bart: Why'd they make that one muppet out of leather?
  Marge: That's not a leather muppet, that's Troy McClure....
• Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line.
  He caught every other fish. -- Stephen Wrigh...