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He Thought He Saw A Buffalo Upon The Chimney-piece
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"He thought he saw a Buffalo
Upon the chimney-piece:
He looked again, and found it was
His sister's husband's niece.
'Unless you leave this house,' he said,
'I'll send for the Police!'"
-- Lewis Carroll, "Sylvie and Bruno"
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