He Thought He Saw A Rattlesnake That Questioned Him In Greek, He Looked Again And Found It Was The Middle Of Next Week.

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"He thought he saw a Rattlesnake
That questioned him in Greek,
He looked again and found it was
The Middle of Next Week.
'The one thing I regret,' he said,
'Is that it cannot speak!'"
-- Lewis Carroll, "Sylvie and Bruno"

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