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He was singing a song about a girl who possessed a...dicky di-do?
...Oh, yes. It's a lovely old hymn, isn't it.
-- Queenie and Edmund : Beer
Related:
Quick! Melchett's dying! We must do something! Of course.
..Some sort of celebration... -- Queenie and Edmund : Bee...
I was awakened by a terrific banging from Lord Melchett.
.. Well!...I never knew he had it in him... -- Queenie and Edmund : Bee...
Marge: [listening to `You Light Up My Life' on the radio] Our song.
Homer: I bet the guy she was singing that about was real happy....
When the night is dark And the dogs go...bark When the clouds are black And the ducks go.
..quack When the sky is blue And the cows go...mooo Think of lovely Queenie She'll be thinking of you....
I was wanting to greet the gallant sailor who hallooed me on my way in.
..perchance he has hauled anchor and sailed away......
Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? He got re-possessed!
Q: Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? A: He got re-possessed!
That eagle's fate and mine are one, Which on the shaft that made him die Espied a feather of his own, Wherewith he wont to soar so high.
-- Edmund Waller (1605-1687) -- To a Lady singing a Song of his Composing...
Hibbert: Er, welcome to the new Springfield Center for Geriatric Medicine.
You know, health care for the aging is an important priority in this -- Abe...