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I Was Awakened By A Terrific Banging From Lord Melchett.
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I was awakened by a terrific banging from Lord Melchett...
Well!...I never knew he had it in him...
-- Queenie and Edmund : Beer
Related:
I was wanting to greet the gallant sailor who hallooed me on my way in.
..perchance he has hauled anchor and sailed away......
I have taken the liberty, ma'am, of drawing up a list of suitable candidates.
Good-oh. Let's hear it. Ahem. List..for the Post.....
Quick! Melchett's dying! We must do something! Of course.
..Some sort of celebration... -- Queenie and Edmund : Bee...
What I drank last night would have floored a rhinoceros!
...If it was allergic to lemonade, that is. -- Melchett and Edmund : Bee...
Oh come on Edmund, you _must_ be able to think of another best man.
.. ...Well, I suppose I _could_ ask Percy...Percy? (excited) My lord?...
Potato? ...No thanks, I don't. -- Melchett and Edmund : Potato
Do I look absolutely divine and yet and at the same time very pretty and rather accessible?
-- Queenie to Melchett : Potato...
Edmund rummages through the sack, and produces boomerang).
..Ah. (intrigued) What is it? ...A _stick_. -- Edmund, Queenie and Melchett : Potato...
Well, I hope you had a pleasant inheritance. Did I say 'inheritance'?
...I meant 'journey'. Well, if you'd like to help yourself to a legacy....