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• PESSIMIST: A man who spends all his time worrying about how he can keep the wolf from the door.
  OPTIMIST: A man who refuses to see the wolf until he seizes the seat of his pants....
• pessimist: A man who spends all his time worrying about how he can keep the wolf from the door.
  optimist: A man who refuses to see the wolf until he seizes the seat of his pants....
• Never eat prunes when you're famished.
• Man who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet, many moons!
• Transvestite: He who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
• He who shits on the road will meet flies on his return. -- South African Saying
• He who binds to himself a joy Does the winged life destroy
  But he who kisses the joy as it flies Lives in eternity's sun rise. -- William Blake...
• Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of a field in hope that the cow will back up to them.
  -- Elbert Hubbard...