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• He who laughs last has not been told the terrible truth.
• It is better to be a has-been than one who never was.
• Who has been fooling around with my computer?
• A good neighbor is one who will watch your vacation slides all evening without telling you that he has been there.
• Man who arrives at party two hours late will probably find he has been beaten to the punch.
• Man who arrives at party two hours late will find he has been beaten to the punch.
• He compares your nastiness to that of a man who rises in the morning and finds that the shoe he has just put his foot in has been used the night before as a chamber pot.
• He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt.
  He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice....
• The man who has never been flogged has never been taught. -- Menande