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• Bart: Ohh, all these new superheroes _suck_! None of them can hold a candle to "Radioactive Man".
  Milhouse: The only decent new one is "Radiation Dude"....
• Don't invest all your money in just one or two stocks.
  That's the danger. I know a man who put all his money in just two stocks, a paper-towel company and a revolving-door outfit....
• There once was a member of Mensa Who was a most excellent fencer.
  The sword that he used Was his -- (line is refused, And has now been removed by the censor)....
• He who has had, has been, but he who hasn't been, has been had.
• The kegger lasted far into the night, and the next morning, Dave stuck his foot into a shoe full of cranky, hung-over, stimulus-response scorpions.
• This case holds our most treasured exhibit: objects owned and used by Jebediah [Springfield].
  This is his fife, upon which he sounded the sweet note of freedom....
• Marge: I try to be supportive, but this has gone too far!
  Please, just let it be? Homer: No, I can't....