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He who lives by the sword, will eventually be wiped out by some bastard
with a sawn off shotgun
-- Steaddie Eddy
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He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword.
He who lives by the sword eats with bloody hands.
He who lives by the sword is a regular cut-up!
He who lives by the sword laughs last.
Lisa: A long-lost half-brother. How Dickensian! Ba
So, any idea where this bastard lives? Homer: Bart!...
A guy went to a party wearing shoes with high heels.
He put peanut butter in the empty space. He sat with one leg crossed over the other so that the peanut butter was plainly visible....
He lives to build, not boast, a generous race; No tenth transmitter of a foolish face.
-- Richard Savage (1698-1743) -- The Bastard, Line 7...
Don't invest all your money in just one or two stocks.
That's the danger. I know a man who put all his money in just two stocks, a paper-towel company and a revolving-door outfit....
He who lives out his days has had a long life. -- Lao Tzu