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• He who chooses the beginning of a road chooses the place it leads to.
  It is the means that determine the end....
• Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
• Casey saves, Muller picks up the rebound, he shoots, he scores!
• LOSER -- A male motorist who picks up a girl who's already walking home from a date.
• A farmer decides that his three sows should be bred, and contacts a buddy down the road, who owns several boars.
  They agree on a stud fee, and the farmer puts the sows in his pickup and takes them down the road to the boars....
• LUSER: Someone who picks up a female hitch-hiker walking home from a date.
• Graves: Sure wish he would end up in one.
• The person who hesitates ends up at the end of the line.
• America lives in the heart of every man everywhere who wishes to find a region where he will be free to work out his destiny as he chooses.
  -- Woodrow Wilso...