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• LUSER: Someone who picks up a female hitch-hiker walking home from a date.
• Much as I'd like to meet a guy who's a male ten," mused the girl, "I'd settle for one who's got a nine.
• EXOTIC DANCER -- a girl who brings home the bacon a strip at a time.
• He who picks up one end of a stick picks up the other.
  He who chooses the beginning of a road chooses the place it leads to....
• I know a girl who broke every date she had--she went out with them. -- Bob Melvi
• BORN LOSER -- a guy who has a wet dream and then wakes up to find he's contracted V.D.
• It is always preferable to visit home with a friend.
  Your parents will not be pleased with this plan, because they want you all to themselves and because in the presence of your friend, they will have to act like mature human beings....
• Preparing for a blind date and wanting to cover all bases, guy buys a new packet of condoms from the chemist for the date.
  Guess who the blind date turns out to be? The woman who served him in the chemist shop!...
• Reckless Driver: A motorist who passes you on the highway in spite of all you do to prevent it.
  -- "Laughs Unlimited...