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• He who has but four and spends five has no need for a wallet.
• A friend, very much in shape and well muscled, often given to quoting the idiomatic expression of the gym "No pai
  o gain," goes to the K-Mart, rides around the parking lot looking for a place close to the entrance for five to seven minutes, so he won't have to walk too far to get in the store....
• The basic idea behind malls is that they are more convenient than cities.
  Cities contain streets, which are dangerous and crowded and difficult to park in....
• The basic idea behind malls is that they are more convenient than cities.
  Cities contain streets, which are dangerous and crowded and difficult to park in....
• The basic idea behind malls is that they are more convenient than cities.
  Cities contain streets, which are dangerous and crowded and difficult to park in....
• The person who considers five or six possible solutions to a problem is more apt to find the right answer than the person who only considers one or two.
• If your monthly phone bill includes over seventy-five dollars' worth of calls to Entertainment Tonight 900-number opinion polls, get a life .
  .. If you always make a point to sit up front on a bus so you can "chat" with the driver ....
• Contrary to popular notion, truck drivers know nothing about good restaurants.
  If you want a reliable tip, drive into a town, go to the nearest appliance store, and seek out the dishwasher repair man....