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• You wouldn't only sell your grandmother, you'd send her C.O.D.!
• And this is good old Boston, The home of the bean and the cod, Where the Lowells talk only to Cabots, And the Cabots talk only to God.
• We are fortunate to live in such interesting times, we have a ringside seat for the fall of western civilization, the only problem is that it is inside the ring.
  -- Robert A. Nelso...
• Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
• COD: Crash On Demand
• Boss: Look, our ratings are down, and the station is being swamped with angry calls and letter-bombs.
  [A few letter-bombs explode in a pile] And it's all your fault!...
• The world's most avid baseball fan (an Aggie) had arrived at the stadium for the first game of the World Series only to realize he had left his ticket at home.
  Not wanting to miss any of the first inning, he went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for another seat....
• Lisa: Dad, this isn't about glue. It's about territoriality.
  He only wants the glue because I'm using it....