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Lisa: Dad, This Isn't About Glue. It's About Territoriality.
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Lisa: Dad, this isn't about glue. It's about territoriality.
He only wants the glue because I'm using it.
Bart: Oh yeah? Prove it.
Lisa: [hands him the glue] Here.
Bart: Hey man, I don't want your stupid glue.
-- "Bart vs. Thanksgiving"
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