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• On receiving a check made out to "Bearer": "How could you spell my name like that?" -- Yogi Berra
• Want a LAUGH run a spell check on DSZ docs.
• Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
• Bart: Hey, Lis! Check out this space-age toothbrush.
  [uses it] Lisa: That's an electric nostril groomer....
• Lenny: Wow, check out that van! It looks like it doesn't even _need_ out business.
  Carl: Hey, let's go!...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you have a photo of your SO taped to the corner of your screen and you get comments from passers-by like "Hey, neat GIF", and "_How_ many colors?
• Be sudden. Be neat. Be unimpassioned. If you are serious about something, leave it out.
• To spell out the obvious is often to call it in question -- Hoffe
• And in the news: Check out the next message.