Bart: Hey, Lis! Check out this space-age toothbrush. [uses it]
Lisa: That's an electric nostril groomer.
Bart: [spits and coughs]
-- "The Homer They Fall"
Announcer: Blood on the Blackboard! The Bart Simpson story!
Starring Richard Chamberlain as Principal Skinner, Joe Montegna
as Fat Tony, Jane Seymour as the woman he loved, and TV's Doogie
Howser, Neil Patrick Harris, as Bart Simpson!...