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Hey, Gimme Five Dollars!" "Kid, Does The Name Bernhard Goetz Mean Anything To You?
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"Hey, gimme five dollars!"
"Kid, does the name Bernhard Goetz mean anything to you?"
-- From "The American"
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I have five dollars for each of you. -- Bernhard Goetz
Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme, gimme!...
Gimme that baby you warthog from Hell!
Techie: Talking doll, take eight. Lisa: "When I get married, I'm keeping my own name.
Oh, no, that should probably be "If I choose to get married....
Lester Maddox talking to Prime Minister Botha of South Africa] "Lemme show ya the odds, Sparky.
.. In yer country, ya got 14 million black people, and 3 million white people....
Are your glasses mended with a strip of masking tape right over your nose?
Do you put pennies in the slots in your penny loafers?...
Are your glasses mended with a strip of masking tape right over your nose?
Do you put pennies in the slots in your penny loafers?...
Marge: What do you charge for lessons? Jacques: Twenty-five dollars.
Marge: [shocked] Twenty five dollars! Jacques: [leaning forward] A forty-dollars value!...
What does it mean if there is no fortune for you?