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I Have Five Dollars For Each Of You. -- Bernhard Goetz
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I have five dollars for each of you.
-- Bernhard Goetz
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Hey, gimme five dollars!" "Kid, does the name Bernhard Goetz mean anything to you?
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Make good money, five dollars a day. Made any more, I might move away. -- Robert Hunte